be the person your dog wants you to be.

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  • me on my deathbed:

    i just have one more thing 2 say before i die

  • everyone:

    what is it

  • me:

    the kardashians just love each other so much like no matter what anyone says they always have each others backs and remember when rob didn't go to kims wedding because he was feeling self conscious and she wasnt even mad she was just sad for him like how sweet is that

  • everyone:

    are u serio-

  • me:

    kardashians 4 life

  • me:

    [dies]

  • Government:

    We want to keep pregnancy rates in young girls down!

  • Government:

    *Has terrible sex education for young girls*

  • Government:

    *Charges lots of money for birth control*

  • Government:

    *Charges lots of money for pregnancy tests*

  • Government:

    *Charges lots of money for plan b pills*

  • Government:

    *Is against abortion*